Wednesday, March 19, 2008



Wah! Semakin hari semakin malas aku nak keje. Tapi banyak sangat keje nak dibuat. Haiyak! Macam mana nie?

Aniway, Friday nie Good Friday and that means holiday and that means shorter working days this week.

Lagik aku amek leave this coming Thursday. Means lagik much more shorter working days and longer weekends. Wuhoo!!

Walau macam mana pon, aku tetap stress kat tempat keje pasal aku tengah fikir kenapa masa jalan terlalu lembab sangat nie.

Aku ada mintak mintak masa sampai bulan April lalu dengan pantas walaupon hati aku nie seram nak go for operation.

Pasal stress at work nyer pasal lah nie. Jadi kalau korang rasa rasa stress and boring cam aku, baca lah benda-ala nie kat bawah:

Stress Reliever #1
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem
can
there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever #2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever #3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give
up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever #4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of
the
night?"
Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."
Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?"
Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs." >

Stress Reliever #5
A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my
father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER
WHO
LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"

Stress Reliever #6
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever #7
"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered.
"He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner." >

Stress Reliever #8
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans".

Stress Reliever #9
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
married
her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


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1st Jan - Happy New Year 2009
17th Jan - DWMJ Overdrive gig @ Music Garage
26th Jan - Chinese New Year
27th Jan - Chinese New Year
31st Jan - Nurul's(Ecah) Birthday
6th Feb - Rawaidah's Birthday
2nd Feb - Start reservist
14th Feb - Valentine's Day
17th Feb - Wan Giant's Birthday
19th Feb - End of reservist
21st Feb - DWMJ performance at Youth Park
27th Feb - Kamal's Birthday
8th Mar - Linda's Birthday
16th Mar - Shima's Birthday
1st Apr - April Fool
10th Apr - Good Friday
13th Apr - Nasran's Birthday
13th Apr - Hana's Birthday
25th Apr - Aslina's Birthday
1st May - Labour Day
7th May - Alfam's Birthday
9th May - Rahfizah's Birthday
9th May - Vesak Day
10th May - Hisham's Birthday
13th May - Dessy's Birthday
26th May - Shikin's Birthday
29th May - Abg Isham's Birthday
3rd Jun - Cik Hamidah's Birthday
15th Jun - Farhan's Birthday
17th Jun - Nina's(Ecah) Birthday
28th Jun - MC expired
29th Jun - 3 Years Anniversary
1st Jul - Youth Day
16th Jul - Edweena's Birthday
31st Jul - Hairil's Birthday
5th Aug - Danial's Birthday
9th Aug - National Day
10th Aug - Nadia's Birthday
12th Aug - Rizal's Birthday
14th Aug - MY BIRTHDAY
15th Aug - Zulaiha's Birthday
21st Aug - Dad's Birthday
22nd Aug - Ramadhan
26th Aug - Faizal(Burger)'s Birthday
27th Aug - Sis' Birthday
31st Aug - 3 years Abah passed away
 1st Sep - Kak Ita's Birthday
9th Sep - Musliha's Birthday
14th Sep - Ayul's Birthday
16th Sep - Pream Raj's Birthday
16th Sep - Ismail's Birthday
20th Sep - Hari Raya Aidilfitri
20th Sep - Azmeel's Birthday
24th Sep - Munif's Birthday
1st Oct - Kak Shima's Birthday
7th Oct - Yazid's Birthday
10th Oct - Siddiq's Birthday
12th Oct - Aini's Birthday
25th Oct - Pie's Birthday
4th Nov - Sayyid's Birthday
15th Nov - Deepavali
25th Nov - Sha2 & Yiyin's Birthday
27th Nov - Hari Raya Haji
27th Nov - Aceh's Birthday
29th Nov - Sheila's Birthday
30th Nov - Nuraishah's Birthday
8th Dec - Hari Raya Haji
17th Dec - Mum's Birthday
19th Dec - Wani's Birthday
25th Dec - Didi's Birthday
25th Dec - Christmas Day
31st Dec - End of 2009



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