Tuesday, November 14, 2006
today's work was so light. aku spent time aku kat dalam ofis kemas meja yang berselerak yang ngalahkan kandang lembu tuh. ape taknyer. atas meja tuh penuh sangat ngan paper paper sampaikan tadi aku carik mouse atau bahasa melayu nyer tetikus tak jumpa beb. rupe rupenya ada kat atas meja yang berselerak tuh.
tadi dari kul 0830hrs sampailah ke 1300hrs takda e-mail pon yang masuk. secara otomatiknya takda keje lah aku. pas lunch aru ada keje satu ajek. tuh pon settle on that time jugak. dah tuh aku tolong lah colleague aku yang kene siap kan documents untuk event. aku kalau boleh malas. tapi nanti ada supervisor aku nampak aku tak buat keje pulak.
well, nari aku dapatlah menghayati hidup aku sebagai desk-bound job personel. korang tengoklah kat bawah nie eh:
OUR LIFE...
Every morning wake up, thinking of not going to work!
But we have no choice, but to do it, so we brush our teeth.
And go to shit!
Quickly eat breakfast.
Prepare to go to work.
At work, we work the whole day, and seeing someone we don't like!
Our closest friend is the PC, and with the PC, we work until we feel like dying!
After working, we still have to finish tonnes of work!
Everyday we always check at the calendar and looking forward to Saturday and public holidays.
THAT'S OUR LIFE
itulah yang kehidupan sekarang aku lalui. walaupon kehidupan itu yang aku lalui sekarang, namun ada cara untuk mengatasinya dengan ini:
10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE WORK AT 6.00PM
Employment letter stated that working hour finish at 6PM.
Work is a never-ending process even you stay until next morning you will never finish it.
Human are not robots even robots/machines have to rest or else it will facing breakdown problems.
You love your career, but your family is even more important in your life.
If you failed in your life, your boss is not going to be the one who gives you a helping hand whereas your family would definitely offer help.
You do not want to screw up or make life miserable because of your job.
You don't give a damn if your boss fires you.
You don't give a damn about datelines.
If the person who disagree to the BELOW formulation, we think he'she is a loser who has no life, heartless, doomed workaholic etc. He/she deserves the 'Best Employee of the Year Award.'
Monthly salary = Work from 9AM to 6PM.
If 6.30PM = $0.00 + 0 Bonus + 0 Ang Pau + 0 Appreciation + Bad Health + Bad Social + Poor Family Relationship.
Equals to: Unproductive Employee + Performance Drop + Company Reputation Drops + Retrenchment Rate Increases + Resignation Increases.
hah! begitulah kalau nak elakkan sedikit dari kehidupan boring anda sebagai desk-bound job. anyway, tempat keje aku ada e-mail pasal paintball kat Jurong sana. dekat ngan SAFTI ah. macam mau try ah. mesti gereknya. bawak members ramai ramai kita perang kat sana. gerenti syioknya.
tadi aku balik tengok Phua Chu Kang. oklah. kekek kekek jugak aku tengok rancangan tuh. dah tuh ada rancangan ape ntah cakap pasal outlet ice-cream kat Clementi. tempat dia kat Sunset Way nama kedai dia Clementi Arcade. tengok dorang makan ais krim tuh menyelerakan lah pulak. kempunan ais krim lak!
Quote of the day:
Hari hari balik kul enam, Kul enam bukan kul tujuh.
Kalau dah kene balik lebih kul enam, cabot sudah!
10:15 PM
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